“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

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and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

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There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

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yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

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Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

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If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

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wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

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And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

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Check for a pulse damn it!

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iguanamouth:

this UNUSUAL HOARD commission is actually a few months old - someone requested i post it by itself because IT TURNS OUT i never posted it individually and just threw it in the photoset with the others whoops

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bisexualrupertgiles:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

did anyone else click through because a couple have captions

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lumos5001:

equestrianrepublican:

1-4victor-out:

All musicians know.

My mom had a wire stand and she was a first chair violinist.

THE ANNE BOLEYN

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uncontinuous:

*cracks knuckles* All right, let’s talk about the one episode badass wondrous warrior that is Akela Amador and why she is so incredibly important.

(Fair Warning: This may devolve into nonsensical crying but I really love Akela a lot.)

Her intro scene. I’m sorry but it’s incredibly badass, and I swooned as I rightfully should’ve, and so should you. Akela Amador is a goddamn certified badass.

Next, we learn that SHIELD has a certain type of soldiers they have a lot off - the lone, doesn’t play well with others, antihero. And SHIELD tries to socialise them into being team players. This? Is a type reserved solely for white men in fiction. And by alone being a part of this group, Akela Amador subverts this. And we’re still starting to get to know Akela Amador. Gosh I’m in love already.

Okay but hey the team is still after her, so she’s the bad gu— wait what’s this? Coulson first wants to find out her reasons before taking action against her? You mean the White Male Protagonist is actually giving a Woman, A Non White Woman a chance to explain her actions?

Okay we’ll probably find out she’s a traitor and be done with that and move onto White Male Protagonist angst over not seeing this coming. I mean she’s already done something unforgivable and Melinda has gone after her— wait no what do you mean we’re giving her a backstory aND NOT VILLAINISING HER? WHAT DO MEAN WE’RE NOT KILLING HER? What do you mean we’re talking about giving her second chances?

She was experimented upon against her will and is being controlled and is trying to survive, and is still willing to take responsibility for her actions instead of using it as an excuse - OH MY GOSH MY BABY COME HERE TO ME.YOU DON’T NEED NO REDEMPTION ARC. LET ME KEEP YOU SAFE FOREVER.

AND THEY MANAGE TO ACTUALLY SAVE HER AT THE END, OH GOSH MY HEART.

AND FINALLY THAT LAST SHOT OF AKELA SLEEPING PEACEFULLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MAYBE YEARS.

Akela Amador actually got a story, got redeemed, and didn’t get killed but a peaceful ending, do you know how rare that is?

But more than that, she’s dealt with losing her team, being taken in by a Nazi organisation off shoot, being experimented upon against her will, used as a super soldier for that organisation. She’s probably dealing with years of PTSD and trauma, and so much more. And she finally gets what she wants at the end. A simple wish to just rest.

Akela Amador is a paragon of intersectional representation too. She’s black, a woman, a soldier, someone who definitely has ptsd and other trauma issues due to what she went through, and as of the end of the episode she even counts as disabled. And we give her a peaceful ending instead of turning her into canon fodder.

Akela Amador is incredibly important and deserves all the happiness and healing and fluffy warm comfy things ever.

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“Still, members of Congress did not believe the experts, and suggested maybe Congress should take matters into its own hands.”
— Though it’s from this article about a possible travel ban to combat Ebola, this sentence basically sums up politics in the US. (via shinykari)

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infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

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